Tuesday, April 10, 2012 Wednesday, April 4, 2012

I am going to talk about Victoria sexyalonetimes some time in the next few days, just FYI. And I’ll also talk about the things I use/d and everyone can learn about my life and how I fap. And then my flatmates can read about it and know exactly what goes on in my room sometimes. It will be perfect.

Friday, March 23, 2012

I’m pretty sure I’ve given myself genital herpes.

Had a shower this morning and my coldsore scab got moist and was half off, so I picked it off (was a bit silly, I know) and then I stupidly examined my ingrown hair open wound on my vulva. I didn’t even think to wash my hands. Sigh. What was I even thinking? Je ne comprends pas.